is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
These people that live behind us, their son apparently got a bow for his birthday. The little SOB shot, on purpose I might add, an arrow into our backyard trying to hit our dogs. The arrow missed our dogs, thank God. It was in the dirt about 4 inches when we found it. If it would have hit my dog. Or any of our dogs…. I’m enraged thinking about it.